"You know, typical young adult self-pitying and numbing confusion. Making self-destructive choices, desperate to be loved by a succession of mediocre boyfriends, and yet swearing I would never get married because I was a casualty of the havoc wreaked by my parents." -- pure gold!
And I would love to get back my beanstalk body as well as the metabolism I had 23 years ago but I never want to relive my 20's!
"You know, typical young adult self-pitying and numbing confusion. Making self-destructive choices, desperate to be loved by a succession of mediocre boyfriends, and yet swearing I would never get married because I was a casualty of the havoc wreaked by my parents." -- pure gold!
And I would love to get back my beanstalk body as well as the metabolism I had 23 years ago but I never want to relive my 20's!
Right!?!? That’s the paradox. Give me the ability to eat an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting without the youthful angst!